"Sara Gregory and myself talked about it beforehand and we discussed that she was Johnny Depp and I was Brad Pitt." - Eve Myles talking about the preparations for the Hot Gwen on GASP action scene in 'Day One ( Read more... )

BBC comedy show that seems to think that it’s big and clever to take the mickey out of Torchwood.

Honestly, what sort of losers obsess about a show they don’t like to that degree?

What Jack says Ianto should put on Suzie's death certificate ( Read more... )

What 'Torchwood Declassified' is presumably an anagram of.

One shouldn't really knock it, though. If one requires some more entries for one's satirical Torchwood website, but one cannot be arsed sitting through the episodes again, the show is somewhat of a godsend to one.

Michael Jackson's song from 1995, the possibly-a-tidge-overly-messianic-video for which obviously inspired the end of 'End of Days'.

I like to think that, just off screen, Jarvis Cocker is wiggling his bum at Abaddon, and that's what it's reacting to. You check its face and tell me I'm wrong.

"Episode 4 completely changes the way that you'll think abut Torchwood." - Burn Gorman on Torchwood Confidential.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Just possibly not in the way they meant.

A quote about Jack from Torchwood Declassified.

Confidence. Pour homme. Pour femme. Pour l'homme qui aime des hommes. Et des femmes. Et des robots. Et cetera.

Mind you, they also say he's magnetic, which must be inconvenient. Another unfortunate side effect from Rose resurrecting him?

The date of which the real Captain Jack Harkness was shot down over Wales. Also the date he 'failed to report for duty' according to 'Everything Changes'. Man, the RAF were harsh on American volunteers. "Bally septic's not reported in this arvo. I remember when the old WingCo was blown up over Hamburg. He was back in the cockpit for the next run ( Read more... )

Silly yet entertaining SF show called "ITV's answer to Doctor Who" by people apparently unaware that 'Doctor Who' isn't really a question. It concerns temporal anomalies which, given the fact that it was in production at the same time as Torchwood, are the only explanation for the consistent cries that it has ripped off Jack and co ( Read more... )

Not a 'five' documentary (although, give it time) but the inspiration for the worst alias ever. If you have some magic paper that'll let you pretend to be anyone, don’t go choosing somebody a) real and / or b) dead. It'll simplify things ( Read more... )